2012-07-28

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2012-07-28

Title text: 2012-07-28

Votey

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Hahaha: Now, let us travel to earth to consume the humans!

What?

You do know the humans are like. 25 light years away

Right? It'll take at least 30 generations toget there

Then our descendants will consume the humans.

The humans evolved separately from us. They probably won't be tasty or nutritious, and they might be poison.

But we're low on meat here!

No, we aren't. That's media hype. Anyway if we're low on food how can we afford to create a ship with food for 30 generations?

Then instead we will mate with the humans.

We don't even share a common ancestor. Being able to mate with humans isless likely than 1000 random keys fitting \000 random locks

Then. We will observe the humans! For science!

Okay that might be interesting how do you want to do

That?

Find people who've recently had emotional experiences and appear to them while theyresleepyor intoxicated. Haha hahaha.

I'm going back to my room.

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Insum, the history channel sucks

meto

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