2012-05-22

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2012-05-22

Title text: 2012-05-22

Votey

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I hacked for 40 days, and I hacked for 40 nights. I hacked within the darkness, and I hacked within the lights.

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I hacked and I discovered machines I hadn't sought. A database of numbers I remembered being taught.

I couldn't place the lesson or its meaning or import, but knew they were important so I changed them just for sport.

The walls began to tremble, and the ground began to rumble. The ceiling ripped apart and to the sky began to tumble.

I clung to my computer, but my arms began to rot. The screen began to flicker, and the processor grew hot.

I flew toward the sky as the sun grew large and red. I feared that I would die

and then the screen went black and dead.

I hit it with my fist (which grew larger by the second). The fan began to whirl, and a command line calmly beckoned.

I changed the numbers back To what they were... as I recalled. My upward movement slowed And the cataclysm stalled.

I fell into my seat, And watched the sun begin to shrink until the ceiling landed, at which point I stopped to think.

I must've hacked the universe

In servers seldom seen. I gazed around the mess and mused "I hacked the truth machine."

I went outside and whistled, so I wouldn't seem suspicious. For the damage to reality was vast, but not malicious

My neighbors ran toward me Shouting "Armageddon! Halt!" I shrugged my shoulders calmly saying, "Well, it's not my fault!"

I won't be going back to that Transmundane DNS, though I hope that someone will someday, someday, yes I confess.

I hope when humans are more wise, When humans are more worthy, They'll say "she hacked the truth machine, Prematurely."

Welcome back.

Votey Transcript

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