2012-03-30

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2012-03-30

Title text: 2012-03-30

Votey

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I had to in for a barium swallow test last week. *

And then you watch a video of it going down your throat.

As far as I can tell, this is the medical equivalent of fraternity hazing.

Drink this

Now swallow this giant pill

Now these crystals which give you gas.

Mystery

Liquid.

Okay

Come

On

Okay.

Afterward, I noticed something strange.

Why do I feel like I deserve a reward.

Then I realized it.

Oh my god. My entire life, whenever something bad happened to me, I got an ice cream. I have an unnatural pavlovian association between suffering and reward that's so internalized that I didn't even realize it was there.

I wonder if this is why people are always suing

Each other.

Caption: *everything was fine

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

I wonder if I can sue my esophagus.

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