2012-03-29

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2012-03-29

Title text: 2012-03-29

Votey

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Breaking up awkward.

We need to

About how we're so in love it defies language?!

Talk.

So, we created a service that simplified things.

Press up to increase relationship satisfaction by one paint.

Press down to decrease It's simple as pie!

Of course, there was a bit more to it.

This is a simple graph of your relationship satisfaction. We simply ask our algorithm if

S(x)+

v2.1[xiffss

The algorithm wasn't complex because it needed to be. It was complex so you could shift blame

I'm sorry. I'd loooove to be with you forever, but the graph says it's not working out.

Then stop

Clicking the

Button.

It's not that easy?

It worked so well, we realized it could be extended in all sorts of directions.

Darn! Looks like you're

Shucks! Looks like we're disowning you.

Aw, man/looks

Like we have

Fired./

To stop having

sex.

The net effect was a vast improvement in human relations.

I love how we can just be honest with each other now that we don't have to look each other in the eye to do it!

Well until the hackers lame

We're still together? But I'm a shallow net attractive actor in film based on your favorite science fiction book! I could have any woman./

Weird right?

Votey Transcript

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Graph says take off your clothes.

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