2012-03-15

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2012-03-15

Title text: 2012-03-15

Votey

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By 2100, it is certain we have the solar system to

We have explored

Every planet, moon,

And asteroid, and we find no signs of

Extraterrestrial

Intelligence.

By 2300, it is certain we have the galaxy to ourselves.

We have found no

Intelligent signals

Anywhere in local

Spacetime that are

Non-human in

Origin.

By 3000, it is certain we have the universe to ourselves.

If any foreign mind's

Signal exists in spacetime, it exists outside our

Visible cosmos.

Being the only conscious entities in spacetime, we took up the responsibility with the solemnity it deserved.

It is therefore our

Duty to spread life to

As many places in the

Universe with as much

Peace as possible.

Just kidding. We all did what you do when you have the house to yourself.

Mr. President- may I have the day off to masturbate and eat

An entire pie?

Can't talk! Too busy mastur-bating and eating an entire

Pie.

Votey Transcript

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Tell the joint chiefs to watch out the window just in case.

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