2011-09-08

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2011-09-08
2011-09-08
Title text: 2011-09-08

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We programmed a program program new programs.
The machine did the coding, but we still spot- checked it and fixed issues
Ha. Half this program is just gibberish/whole sections do nothing
Over time we noticed a strange phenomenon
It's weird. The smarter we make the program, the larger the percentage of its code is gibberish we call it "uunk code."
The junk code became so ubiquitous, we hadto spend most of our time just cleaning it up.
Did you have a sec to check the functional parts?
No. Here's hoping it works
Not only did it work, it workeo better. Then it dawned onus
Oh my god the robots are told to make the highest quality code. So... they routed around humans
The junk code
Is busywork to keep us from mucking around in the
Functional
Part
We decided to hide the truth.
We can't tell the programmers it'd destroy their psyches if they found out human programming is just... human day care
Humans haven't programmed anything in decades. All the languages and ideas and jargon are just toys in the robots sandbox the real programming happens at a lower level, but none of the programmers know it
Weird. This subroutine works now, but swear I didn't change a thing
Nowadays, we're just part of the junk code don't believe me? Go ahead- compare programmer speak to gibberish- generating spambots. Can you tell the difference?
I use pylibmc to talk to memcached from django.
Pfft! Ruby, man ruby!

Votey Transcript[edit]

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The comic is a lie.

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