2011-08-28

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2011-08-28

Title text: 2011-08-28

Votey

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I've taken history's

Greatest conquerors and combined their dna to create the most powerful supervillain

Ever known:

Ghengis khan!

Alexander macedon!

Charlemagne:

Napole

What do you mean "combined their dna?

You know combined it.. Like together

Dna doesn't work that way even if it did, you can't be sure the child will express all the qualities you want. You'd have to completely understand its

Environment and epigenome, which is essentially impossible.

So what have I been doing for ten years?

As far as I can tell you mushed some historically valuable bones into a paste, shaped it into a blob and dunked it in an aquarium

So. How do I get the next great supervillain?

They arise organically. Look in a country with

Recently high inflation, low per capita income and a bad gini

Coefficient.

Gini coefficient christ, man. Here's a macroeconomics textbook.

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Science of

Caption: Ruining everything since 1543

Votey Transcript

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Also santa claus is mathematically unlikely.

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