2011-03-27

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2011-03-27

Title text: 2011-03-27

Votey

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Alot of people think nerds lack empathy.

My dog died.

My hands have five fingers. What's your point?

It's not that we're nonempathic. We're just goal-oriented.

My wife left me.

Solution: Absorb tears with sodium polyacrylate, obviate love by removing caudal nucleus from brain.

I think I'll try dating.

How inefficient.

It's usually good to be straightforward when you approach problems.

My fridge is croaking.

Compressor

My wife is choking

Compress 'er

But it doesn't prepare you to deal with other people.

Stop your technical crap! Do you love me or not?!

I don't believe in boolean relationships.

Or with yourself.

Oh my god. For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: Live forever or destroy

The universe.

Hm

I may have to quit my day job for this.

Votey Transcript

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Also. Quantum relationships

Do you loveme?

Yes-no

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