2010-11-30

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2010-11-30

Title text: 2010-11-30

Votey

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Oh, hikids! I'm uncomfortable truthasaurus!

I understand that after school specials have lied to you about basic life facts.

So, before you enter high school, I want to correct some misconceptions you may have about how things work.

Misconception: Everyone has a special talent.

Truth: This guy who works all day has 17 special talents

This guy who thinks he's a genius is mainly good at misquoting byron.

Misconception goofy-looking asocial people are smart

Truth: *goofy-looking asocial" describes your average renn faire carnie; feynman was attractive, gregarious, and anobel laureate; height correlates with I.Q

Misconception: Opposites attract or like attracts like neah, somehow youget both of these

Truth: 95% of people want someone hot 100% of people just want anyone with a higher social status

Caption: Welp that's all for now, kids! And remember romance is transactional, the destination is more important than the journey, and your actions sometimes reflect a subconscious bigotry you'llnever admit to

Votey Transcript

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There are people who waste their lives entirely.

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