2010-10-29

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2010-10-29

Title text: 2010-10-29

Votey

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We cloned Hitler sowe could punish him.

We gotta make him grow the mustache I'm starting to feel guilty.

But without power, he was kind of a standard dickhead, instead of an evil dictator

Hey, clone Hitler... you put my beers in the fridge and they exploded.

I care, but will not offer to replace them!

After while, we felt bad about the torture and let him go.

Sorry we brought you into existence only to be reviled on sight by everyone you ever meet. Oh, and funfact: There's a greeting card for everything.

Card: Sorry you're a Hitler clone. We hope you make it on your own!

He tried several times to start a fascist revolt but people today don't have the attention span.

Roommate andersen! We must rise against our inferiors!

Yes! I'll start a blog immediately... tomorrow.

When he ran out of money, we got him a job in tech support, where we figured his depression and misanthropy would go unnoticed.

No, idiot. I need two internets. One for me, and one for my dachshund.

But after a few weeks, they figured him out.

I have eliminated everyone on my list.

Why does it sound so creepy when you say that?

He couldn't down a job, he couldnt make friends, and he had a hell of a time finding love.

OkCupid

Three things that describe me:

Outgoing.

Considerate.

Genetically identical to Adolf Hitler.

Finally, he ended it all. Fortunately as always in life, there was a clear and useful moral

You can't judge a man by his genetics. Except sometimes kinda.

Votey Transcript

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Sorry you're a clone of Hitler. Hope that doesn't make you bitter.

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