2010-10-27

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2010-10-27

Title text: 2010-10-27

Votey

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How to communicate with writers

Novelist

Poet

Screen-writer

How to anger

"gee! You sure know a lot of adverbs!"

"I didn't like it. I mean, most of it didn't even rhyme."

"What a gutwrenching autobiography. Add a sexy vampire, and we'll option it!"

"Everything in creation has been leading up to whatever you did most recently."*

How to delight

"You are this generation's last generation's T.S. Eliot."

The producers want some adjustments to your magnum opus. So, you get an extra five percent."

How to ruin forever

Oh... your new book is made of sentences? I guess that's okay. I mean, it was good enough for everyone else."

"The important thing is thatk makes sense to you."

"Turning 30-year-old tv shows into movies is anti-anti-establishment. So, it's double subversive."

• Anything short of this is an insult.

Votey Transcript

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People don't read comics for pictures! They read for giant mounds of text!

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