2009-03-02

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2009-03-02

Title text: 2009-03-02

Votey

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Talking economics: A guide

Step 1: Inform each other of your credentials

I took the first six weeks of an

I listen to a lot of talk radio

Economics course

In college.

Step 2: State your opposing views I believe in a constitutional republic with slightly more government intervention,

Well, I believe in a constitutional republic with slightly less government intervention,

Step 3: Remember, hyperbole is a form of logic

Well, why don't we just let gorillas eat everyone's babies?!

Anything to

Spare themfrom your tax ideas!

Step 4: Avoid facts at any cost

Can either of you cite any sources for your claims?

I'm not a walking encyclopedia!

Step 5: Agree on important points

I hope you die.

Step 6: Notify congress of your recommendations

Step 7: Watch the system work two of my constituents want something about gorillas eating babies. Can I get that attached to the new education bill?

Me too!

I'd vote for that!

Votey Transcript

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I'm starting to wish I voted more often.

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