2014-12-15

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2014-12-15

Title text: 2014-12-15

Votey

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Gimme somethin good!

Abel brought meat. Cain brought vegetables.

I loooove barbecue

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Cain envied abel, and slew him.

Dude./ what the hell!

In retrospect, I may have overreacted

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Abel was dead and cain was cast out.

808 arrived late and gave an inexpensive fruit basket he'd gotten from a friend.

Happy whatever, man.

Bob had removed the chocolate and cookies, but left the dried fruit and peanuts.

Did someone open this already?

I think that's just how they

Make them

Things had gone so badly with cain and abel that god let it slide.

Uh, fine, thanks

I'm gonna go

Be the ancestor

Of all future

Humans

This passage was later removed from the bible.

Agreed. We leave out bob and we leave out all the commandments about being nice to women.

Western philosophy has never recovered

What is the nature of man?

Wickedness

Righteousness

Certainly not pettiness!

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Votey Transcript

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Who the fuck makes these things?

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