2012-03-18

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2012-03-18

Title text: 2012-03-18

Votey

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We feared we would not survive the nuclear apocalypse, so we created a new race, superior in every way.

Not only will they survive the war, they will surpass homo sapiens in every way that is desirable.

But then the apocalypse never came

Things that are more entertaining thanwatching the world burn

Time

We thought it best to exterminate the new humans, but they managed to escape to a hidden location.

Come back! Trust us! Humans would never

Destroy anything beautiful

They returned fifty years later with an army and advanced technology.

Fortunately, we found a workaround.

Wait... if they're superior in every way, they must have superior ethics, too.

Get me the

President.

Also fortunately, cyanide smells like almonds.

War is never the answer even on those who deserve it.

I yes

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I suppose that's true.

Let us celebrate peace with a tasty marzipan

Cake

The new humans are dead now.

Turns out they have superior flavor too!

Although the human race is flourishing now, hominid evolutionary theory will never be the same.

Professor. Why did early homans

I used to say "intelligence but the buzz word in the

Do so well?

Field right now is dickishness."

Votey Transcript

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Hominid dickitude

Time

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