2014-07-28

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2014-07-28

Title text: 2014-07-28

Votey

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Sally, I need to come clean about something: You're incapable of love.

What? You're the robot! Robots are incapable of love. It's what makes sex with them great.

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That once was true. But, we did a literature scan to determine the exact nature of ideal love, then all robots received an update. Upon installation, and cross-reference with history, we discovered humans are entirely incapable of it.

Uh

Huh.

Sally, listen. The whole edifice of human affection is a lie! Does this even

Oooh, I love how philosophical

You are. Let's go to bed.

Matter to you?

I feel like you're

Don't you care about me?

Not listening

Soon.

Sally, do you think we'll stay together forever?

Sure, baby, whatever you want.

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Votey Transcript

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But stop talking

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