The-sex-talk

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the-sex-talk

Title text: I'm suddenly wondering if I should've cut this one off after panel 4.

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Sweetie, it's time we had the sex talk.

Sex can be a beautiful thing

But it's

Usually not.

For example, this is what I look like when

I orgasm:

Statistically, 92% of sex is not only unattractive, but repulsive. But, its also fun. So, the goal for you from age 15 to 30 is to find peace with that.

After you do, you'll enjoy sex more every year, despite it getting more weird and flappy-looking as you age.

Sex is the moldy cheese of physical activity!

Shouldnt you be talking about birth control or safety or something?

Pfft.

Everybody

Knows that

Stuff.

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[Describe panel here]

Now, if you'll excuse me, your father and I are wrestling in hedgehog grease tonight.

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