Speciation

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speciation

Title text: At this point, even I am weirded out.

Votey

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Expensive

Crcw

Mokc

Technology has driven costs so low that we can now afford 50% more unhelpful office workers and an entirely new broken web interface

The result was incredible medical science that nobody could afford.

We can make you live forever but in exchange you'll need to be our servant for two forevers

The only way for the poor to afford medicine was to appeal for help online

FundMySurvival.com

Raising money to get railroad spike in skull examined.

Stretch goals: -removal of spike -closing spike-hole -take weekend off

But even vast resources are finite. Only the most sympathetic cases were funded

FundMySurvival.co

Update:

It turns out my cute little puppydog eyes are due to nematode infection!

Please help!

The result was enormous evolutionary pressure for three particular qualities

A) cuteness

B) susceptibility to sympathy-inducing disease

C) ability to reproduce despite and b

My immune system pwobwen mean [can't smooch kitties more/ pwease hewp

I'm actuawwy 26 yeaws owd! Shhh/ don't tell internet/

Homanity split into havers of wealth and receivers of wealth.

Homo sapiens

thisspeciessponsoredbytheGatesFoundationiens

Soon. Humanity was vastly utnumbered by hordes of precious creatures. All evolved to induce sympathy

Gimme you wallet or I cut you face in 50000 many pieces!

Oh my gosh, you are just so adorable/ I'll write you a check too

Homo sapiens sued for peace

Our negotiators are all blind and deaf they will not be swayed by your just darling precious charms

Hope rose, twinkled for a moment. And burned out

Meet my associate lil billy his hair is as downy as a swan's snowy bosom/

It was too late to counterattack

Launch the missiles/ all of them!

Sorry mr president this red-haired girl with no front teet th asked me to point everything at our hidden bunkers. And danged if I didn't do it/

War was swift. War was deadly war was adorable

The cwouds wook wike gweaaaat big musswooms!

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Votey Transcript

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In case you're wondering what the correct political interpreta tion here is, I just think we need more missile defense systems in case of a first strike by little girls with fluffy red curls.

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