2012-09-10

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2012-09-10

Title text: 2012-09-10

Votey

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Dad - trolling a best practices guide

Step 1: Recog-nize an opportunity.

Daddy what's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth?

Step a: Start with whatever vague bit of knowledge you have.

That's called

A "uvula"

Step 3: Make any connections, no matter how tenuous or unlikely.

Technically it's a uu-vula when I talk about yours. If I talk about mine, it's a "me"-vula. If a group of people own one, it's an usvula or a themvula, depending on whether you're in the group or not.

Step 4: Deflect counterarguments as naive.

What? But no other body parts work like that.

Then how come boys have a heart and girls have a sheart? You knew about that, right?

Step 5: Bide your time.

Dammit dad! Mybiology prof thinks I'm an idiot because I asked about my meterus."

Step 6: Acknowledge no responsibility

Is everything you say tome a lie?!

Caption: If I answer that, it'll result in a paradox.

Votey Transcript

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(why dad!? Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time forth I will never speak.

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