Identity

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identity

Title text: Did a theme song just pop into your head? If so, you may already be lost.

Votey

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Are you hongky? Thiksty! Hota they can detect all of these things and use them to manipulate your desires.

I mean, I agree it's ominous. But look! I'm a little tired and dehydrated, and a flying robot drone is spritzing caffeinated water directly into my mouth.

Have a lovely

Day, sir.

When I need my teeth cleaned, there's an instantaneous bidding war between 14 nanobot companies to see who can do the best job at the lowest price.

Another agency knows my desires better than I so it makes the final selection on my behalf.

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It's like techno-fascism, only instead of obeying

What about your identity?

An aul-powerful state I get fitness ads and coupons for free ice cream!

Most of its already gone

Anyway!

Humans offloaded memory to books, then thought to computers. Now, we're offloading our desires to the network.

All that remains are basic bodily functions, which well offload in another generation or two. At that point, well just merge into one united entity so, it all works out.

That's an onorthodox view of the nature of corporate data usage.

That would explain those weird mcdonald's commercials.

I mean, it's pretty clear that's been the goal all along

Mcnoggets are just 99 cents?

We move ever closer to a single oversoul

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I'm mergin with it.

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