Hiring

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hiring
I'll die here! I don't know how to get food for myself! I can only solve riddles!
Title text: I'll die here! I don't know how to get food for myself! I can only solve riddles!

Votey[edit]

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At this company, normal hiring procedures don't apply.
We only want geniuses. So, we ask puzzles and judge how well you solve them.
Quick! Estimate how many employees we have!
Given that other companies use empirically validated non-annoying hiring protocols, and that engineers have lots of options, I'd estimate your company has exactly
One employee.
Please don't leave me.
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I have six billion dollars in angel funding and I have no idea what to do with it!
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