2012-08-31

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2012-08-31

Title text: 2012-08-31

Votey

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How the sciences say "I'm not dating anyone"

Computer scientist

I'm having an off-by-onf error

Physicist

I'm occupying my ground state.

Eng-ineer

Well I'm workin on the sex-borg again.

Doctor

Amorectomy complete

How the social sciences say "I'm not dating anyone.

Economist

My relationship status is undergoing a >sequilibration, which I believe to be cyclical, based on a linear regress running back to august 1945

Sociologist

A pervasive culture of monoamory has hegemonized my le-imag-inary via external (i.E. Non-internal) discourse.

Psychologist

According to my survey of one wealthy american college- aged caucasian who knew in advance what I wanted to hear, I have singleness syndrome n=4; individual was surveyed 4 times)

How the humanities say "I'm not dating anyone."

Philosopher

Can a person ever love another person?

Artist

Can a person ever love another person?

Votey Transcript

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Actual artist I'm an artist.

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