2013-01-12

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2013-01-12

Title text: 2013-01-12

Votey

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Event idea: Festival of ad hoc

Biological adaptation hypotheses

Babies are shaped like footballs and have more bendable bones than adults.

This is because primitive man would have wanted to spread his genes as far as possible.

We believe this was accomplished by punting the child from village to village until it arrived in a different population.

This also explains why babies have ample fat, which protected their organs during punting. It explains why babies must be burped often, because in nature that gas would've been expelled by the dropkick. And it explains their smooth skin and hairlessness, which make for good aerodynamics.

Thank you.

Bravo / bravo!

Congratulations, professor. First prize. We award you this gold statue of darwin looking doubtful

Votey Transcript

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Would you actually attend an event like this? If so, post on the smbc Facebook group. ( / smbecomics) if enough people are interested. Who knows?'

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