2010-09-01

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2010-09-01

Title text: 2010-09-01

Votey

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Wait

If I touch the sink handle, I get what-ever germs the last guy had.

If I don't touch it, the only thing I touch during the entire bathroom experience is my penis.

My penis is washed every day, then placed in a sterile cotton container. It's it's the cleanest part of my body.

My god the most sanitary thing to do is not to wash

My hands.

I have to tell everyone. But where do I start?

Soon

Everyone look! I only touched my penis!

Men

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

So you see -

Wash your goddamn hands!

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