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Still not as weird as the fact that momentum investing works.
Title text: Still not as weird as the fact that momentum investing works.

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One day, lhauafunny idea
Hey/ what if we created an algorithm to determine the dumbest method for picking stocks that worked really well over the last 50 years
Count the total number of wiener dog races in pittsburgh as of 9am gmt if the total I is even it's day to buy it's odd. You sell
We began tracking the algorithm to prove the fatuousness of simplistic prediction models
The boring curmudgeon community gonna eat this up!
But strange thing happened
It..It
Works
Within a few years, we were the most respected stock traders onearth
Whats your secret anyway?
I analyze wiener dog race outcomes
Wanted help to solve the puzzle. But we soon discovered we were alone
Hahahahaha/
Why won't anyone believe me?!
Our wealth remove our anomie
Dont rich we are can't sleep at night/ how can work this way? How?/
It
We
What are you hiding? Answer me. You bitch!
New English Dachshurd ageant
Each dollar earned only convinced us of our own madness
Another billion this hour
Nooooo
Finally we used our 2wealth for the only soustion we could countenance
Find the wiener dogs
Round them up
End them
I
The universe was righted.
Today devastating news for the small vappy dog community
I
But we will never have peace
For I slain wiener dogs but know in my heart are the fabric of the cosmos.
Byagod witha stupid senseor humor an ahaha hahahaha

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heh. "wiener

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