The-bones-speak

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the-bones-speak

Title text: Now that I can no longer have faith in all the beautiful things I once held dear, I've decided to go into finance.

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I went to write you, but then it occurred to me that, hey, I've got like a sample size of one here and it's not double blind.

So, I've got 99 other people and rolled bones for them. Long story short, it turns out my predictions arent any better than guesses.

In fact, given that they might confidently mislead you, they're probably worse.

So.

I'm doing some clinical trials now to see if it helps to look at pig entrails, or monitor the motions of a poisoned chicken, but I'nnot super hopeful.

I feel so

Adrift.

Isnt it amazing nobody else has noticed this?!

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Still makes more sense than homeopathy

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