Humans-are-amazing

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humans-are-amazing

Title text: Well, for a certain definition of "think."

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Humans are amazing!

"they walk around all day attributing

Consciousness to everything: Stupid jerkass curb! And you, ankle! Why you gotta roll like that!?

Look at this video of mated humans! They have named and personified all of each other's sexual characteristics

Can batman say hi to the twins?

If you follow a human all day, it will literally attribute consciousness to a

Thousand things! It will yell at its computer. It will smile at the moon! It will

Speak to a grave

Are they conscious?

Not really no. Their behavior is largely chemical in origin. But, and this is the funniest part, they attribute consciousness to themselves

Bahaha! It's like a book

Thinking it knows things

Because there are

Words written

Hahaha!

On it!

Ha... oh gee

Were you

There the whole time, larry?

It's okay.

They only think they feel anguish.

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The Universe hates me

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