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Title text: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever.

Votey

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How do you think the world will end?

Me, I'm a best-day-ever eschatologist.

Uh.. I dunno?

What?

If you assume time travel is possible, and you assume that there is one time and place in the entire history of this universe that is the best day ever, you have to believe everyone is going to visit those space-time coordinates.

The result is that there is some specific four-dimensional position where all time travelers end up simultaneously.

The gravity of all those bodies will be so vast that it'll reverse the expansion of the universe, pulling the fabric of reality into the exact point where the best day ever began.

That is how the world will end. And so the only hope for the future is to half-ass all celebrations.

I see you remembered today is my birthday after all.

I have reserved a table at kfc, may the universe never die.

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By the way did you bring your wallet? I forgot mine.

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