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 Title text: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism? |
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- Dear evolution, why are we always inventing fantasy stories about goblins and elves and trolls?
- Look at the fossil record. You co-existed with a huge variety of other intelligent hominids. Neanderthals, denisovans, floresiensis, luzonensis, naledi! Cultures
- You didn't
- Invent shit!
- You coexisted with them over evolutionary time, adapting to their presence until one morning you
- Fantasy stories appeal to you because you're still
- Looking for them.
- Woke up and found you had finally eliminated every last one of them.
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- Wow. Still looking. Still imagining. Still wondering if goblin-girls are sexually compatible with
- No, that part's just you.
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- Gee whiz, I wish evolutionary theory explained my fetishes better.
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