Catch

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Catch

Title text: I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.

Votey

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Dammit! The humans got away before I could catch them in the beam.

You're doing it wrong you have to get them immobilized first.

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How do you do that without hurting them?

Shine a light in their eyes. Specifically, one of a video or text in which someone commits a minor social faux pas - rejecting a gift, expressing public anger at an innocent party, inordinate self regard, or violating mating norms.

It doesn't need to be about people they know, or even be real! Watch.

What's it doing?

It'll keep poking the light. Trying to share it with friends along with commentary. Meanwhile you can catch it.

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Why does this work?

Wow. I hope they never figure it out. They could use it against each other.

Evolutionary flaw. In small bands, reacting to every perceived social gaff would've been valuable to the maintenance of harmony.

Jeez! They're stupid, but not evil.

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(fortunately, we later create ai bots to do the clicking of ai ragebait.)

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