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 Title text: From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline. |
Votey[edit]
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- You did it! You slew the dragon! You may now have my hand in marriage.
- There must be, what, 500 square meters of dragon skin here? Plus these gorgeous claws. And the horns!
- Hold up.
- We're talking upwards of 60 tons of dragon oil and maybe 40 tons of meat, and I haven't even started on the organs, bones, eyes. My god I'm rich.
- But-
- Hahaha! I don't need to marry inbred nobility! I'm nouveau riche, baby!
- I'm gonna have gaudy clothes, a brand new gold-plated castle, and thousands of big-assed peasant girls!
- Being landed nobility is exactly the same except you have the legal right to kill people.
- Ugh. Fine, let's get married.
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Votey Transcript[edit]
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- I'm gonna be down here drinking magic blood for a while, but then we can start planning the wedding.
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