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 Title text: The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce. |
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- Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
- No! I refuse!
- The whole trolley problem thing stops being a dilemma the moment you change the emotional valence to positive.
- Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
- Hm?
- The trolley is a magic trolley that generates hot shirtless men with happy prosocial lives.
- Another great day working at the refugee welfare ngo, then off to strip for charity.
- On your current track, you will only generate one. If you switch tracks, you will generate five.
- Anyone in need of a coconut oiling?
- Indeed.
- I can use the leftovers for tonight's soup kitchen dinner.
- Surely.
- So you switch tracks in favor of five hot dudes. Duh.
- Wow. Huh.
- Five is more than one. That's the whole dilemma!
- Hooray. My intuition has not been violated at all.
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- 8 comics a week was a great book promo idea.
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