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Title text: Later, as a punishment, she gives him the sex talk.

Votey

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Mom, why do women have bigger bottoms than men?

When attacked, women shed their excess buttocks, increasing their speed while distracting predators.

To stop predators.

Later, they consume extra calories to regenerate their defense system.

Why don't men have that?

It's been a while since you've had a predator

Attack, huh.

Men are expendable. That's evolution.

Boys are expendable

Too.

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Votey Transcript

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I will sit on you, child. Sit on you until you die. Of

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