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Together

Title text: Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.

Votey

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Humans! We have come to tell you of the glorious future.

As you know, the goal of all ethics is to generate the most happiness.

We have therefore taken on the project of converting all mass in the universe into one vast circuit of euphoria, delighting in its own existence forever.

But we don't want that. We don't want our planet and our history and ourselves to lose its specificity and its identity. We want to be us!

But.. But we've observed you. Steve, you hate your job and you spend your weekend scrolling videos and feeling sad.

Marianne, 90% of your leisure time is spent managing anxiety and self-esteem problems!

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You're all like this!

You humans are really gonna cling to your tiny broken personal identities while every other species in creation converts itself to a cosmos-spanning river of pure joy?

All the time!

If we're all the same, how am I supposed to feel really good about how my car is better than my ex's?

You know what, we're both better off separate.

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Enjoy watching the surge of pure bliss from your fucking office chairs, you shit-for-brainses!

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