Bottleneck

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Bottleneck - BAH!
He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
Title text: He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.

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Dear lord, why are human beings colossal dickwads? Evolution? The fall from grace?
About 75,000 years ago a giant volcano erupted and a bunch of people died more or less at random.
Genetic bottleneck.
By bad luck, a high percent of all survivors had a suite of genetic factors contributing to dickwaddery.
In a high-dickwad environment, being a dickwad is the least bad strategy. So the dickwad alleles got locked in and are now as characteristic of your primate species as hairlessness, bipedalism, and big floppy boobs.
So it wasn't your plan?
The volcano was, but everything after that is just funny.
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The boobs were also unplanned but hilarious.

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