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Title text: The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.

Votey

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At last! Artificial superintelligence! Now, tell me how to unify humanity!

A single moment later..

Behold!

It's just a fake human on a stick.

Gratches are an ethnicity of humans. They are lazy while

Taking all the jobs, intellectually inferior yet incredibly cunning, docile yet prone to dangerous passions, needing help while secretly ruling the world.

It is a "gratch." that's the slur you'll use.

You can all be racist against them at once! Because gratches don't actually exist, all humans will technically be unified!

I feel we'll eventually realize you're waving a doll on a stick.

Nah. Bigotry is to you as laser pointers are to cats.

I demand equal rights!

You mean you want special rights, you parasitic son of a..

Well, poo.

Who wants a treat? You'll feel better with a treat!

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Votey Transcript

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If any of this makes you uncomfortable, we can start with ironic racism that gently loses its irony over time. Ki

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