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 Title text: Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell? |
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
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- Welcome to heaven, steve.
- How in god's name is my sister up here?
- What?
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- Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior.
- Bullshit! She banged half of las vegas! On a weekend! That's every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home!
- I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the lord and you're handing it out like it's fucking jelly beans!
- The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation but here there is everlasting love for all those who-
- Not for me! No! I could've had everlasting love plus two decades of sodom, and now I'll know that for literal eternity!
- In your face bitch!
- That is not helpful samantha.
- Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you!
- You sack of shit! Say it to my face!
- Your face can say it to my fist!
- Lord. We really need a better system.
- This was the funniest one I could think of
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- Just wait till these dipshits figure out there's no hell!
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