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Wolf

Title text: Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.

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Every day the boy would go into the woods and cry "wolf!"

Men from the village would come to save him only to realize they'd been deceived.

Ha! You tried to save me from death, dumbshits!

They told him his pranks would one day backfire against him.

Unfortunately, the boy had statistical training.

The odds of a wolf eating me are infinitesimal, while the pleasure I receive from pranking you guys over and over and over is vast. The expected value here is quite positive.

We won't always come if you always lie!

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The boy continued crying wolf and nothing bad ever happened to him. He is very old now and remembers this period of his life fondly.

Heh, they were all dumbshits.

Caption: smbc-comics.com

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Why am I alone?

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