A-beer-gut

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a-beer-gut

Title text: We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.

Votey

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I'm developing a beer gut.

Oh, relax. You're fine.

No, I mean I'm evolving a specialized intestinal structure just for processing beer

I have an island of

The beer stream is seeded with

Kidnapped human beings where the only nutritional resource is beer

Cesium-137 in order

To encourage

Novel mutations.

In time, a new branch of homo sapiens will sprout, with a distinct gastro-intestinal tract for the consumption of barley-derived

And then

Then I will

Have created

A pretty okay pun ahahahaha/

Alcoholic beverages.

Ahah aha aha hal ha

Haha

How are you paying for this?

Can I interest you in a longterm investment?

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I can't say what it is but I need money and a place to hide.

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