2014-03-01

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2014-03-01

Title text: 2014-03-01

Votey

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It is easier to kill at a distance than close up, so we created drones.

And it is easier to kill when you cannot see a face, so we created software

Face recognized as enemy.

Face prophy actical obscured..

Proceed with mission

For a time the software worked well.

Our kill rate per mission is up 30 percent/ who'da thought a little oftware tweak could do it?!

But hackers became a problem.

Sir? It's displaying their faces and their.. Families.

We fought back, securing our software while projecting empathy at their soldiers.

The new program shows the enemy pictureg of those you would leave behind this reduces their kill batio by 95 percent.

The major focus of war became making enemies more empathetic than friends.

We are making sure the enemy is wholly aware that each homan being contains a spark of the divine when that distracts them, shoot for the spine.

But it seemed we could never stop the cyberattacks. Our enemies always seemed to find a backdoor

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Can't! They'r projecting video of wer as a toddler!

So the program was finally dismantled.

I good old-faghioned long-oistance missile strikes

Toldem we should've stuck with

I don't know if this matters in the long run.

What if we created a vaccine for compassion?

I just wish I'd put in that backdoor sooner.

Votey Transcript

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What if we projected preachy comics onto the enemy? J

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