2013-12-15

<< < Comic #3207 (December 15, 2013) > >>

2013-12-15

Title text: 2013-12-15

Votey

Explanation

This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

for

Darwin?

What are you so sao about?

I'm broke, mygirlfriend wants to "havea aak" and my boss sucks

Jeez relax. Youre a monkey, barely out of the trees. Look at you!

You had to be trained to not shit yourself and it took

Years.

Now you're thousands of miles from the savannah, wrapped in plant fiber and animal skin to keep warm, and youre walking around grumbling about how some other monkeys don't like what kind of monkey you are.

Go climb a tree or jump in a lake. Howl at the moon! Dig a wild flower and gift it to a monkey you like

But for god's sake don't spend your short little monkey life sad. That's like finding out you only get one piece of fruit, then picking the moldy apple below the tree!

Yeah

Yeah, but the moldy apple is really easy to get, and probably contains alcohol

Maybe you should drink less, frank.

If I drink less I'll stop having vivid hallucinations chuck.

I'll be good! I'll be good!

Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

Ape 5, not monkevs.

Ook ook ook yourself

) fa

 add a comment! ⋅  add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅  refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!