Primary-caregivers

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primary-caregivers

Title text: If you're not familiar with American politics, imagine a sport where you spend 1 year hoping on one leg and not using the other, then suddenly having to run a marathon.

Votey

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Mom, your polling is terrible.

You're popular as a parent. But we're in primary season. You have to appeal to your mom-loving base by doing stereotypical mom activities.

What do you mean? I'm very popular in this house

During the race for best parent, we can talk about your career achievements or whatever, but if you want to get a shot at first place, you need to start baking cookies and signalling unconditional love.

Dad is out there working the crowds hard by wrassling and cooking beef products.

But you better believe that during the "best parent" selection period, he lurches toward the center with a gingerbread house and a disney movie sing-a-long.

This whole process is so demeaning.

Is this an elaborate ruse to get me to make cookies?

Do you wanna be a winner? Huh? Winners do what it takes.

Pony cookies with sparkles, yes.

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God I hate barbecue.

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