Apocalack

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apocalack

Title text: Imagine no news. Only beans.

Votey

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Whatcha doing?

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My whole life I've been saying "it can't go on like this for five more years. Something's gotta give." then, nothing gives.

Digging a bunker to live in, in case the apocalypse doesn't happen.

I mean the worst things ever in history keep happening, but history keeps shambling forward like a zombie riddled with bullet holes. Even if there was a nuclear world war, the survivors would rebuild, and in a few centuries they'd read about us in a history class but get the dates wrong. And then they'd blow

Themselves up, rebuild, forget.

Not for me, man. No more wheel of fate. I'm gonna dig a hole, climb into it, then eat cans of beans and tell myself there's been a cataclysmic denovement for everything I hold dear.

You got room for two in there?

Sorry son, it'd kill the fantasy.

Caption: smbc-comics.com

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Dammit! I thought I saw a nuclear blast but it's just a low-lying cloud.

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