2011-08-12

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2011-08-12

Title text: 2011-08-12

Votey

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Sex technique #2718:

"

The ferrous phallus"

1

Take a condom and carefully cut jagged slits on each side of the wrapper.

2

When the time comes, grab the modified condom.

3 without removing the wrapper, hold it high above your head dramatically.

4

Bring it down at top speed onto your wiener.

Kyyyaaaa.

5

Enjoy the ensuing shock and awe.

Did you just explode that condom onto

Your penis?

Caption: Why? How did your previous boyfriends doit?

Votey Transcript

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SMBC is not respon-sible for any unfortu-nate outcomes of taking the advice con-tained in this comic.

SMBC is completely responsible for any awesome outcomes of taking the advice con-tained in this comic.

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