2013-01-03

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2013-01-03

Title text: 2013-01-03

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Hi, is this the department of lies?

Yes

No. No. This is the department

Thanks, I... waaaiiiii, I get it. You're lying because you're from the department of lies but if you're lying,

Of lies. Here's

Our brochure

No

It's a common misconception that we're always lying in which case we're lying about lying and thus telling the truth and so forth. But we're just a department that contains a few researchers who work

On lies.

Ah, okay. This is awkward. See, I was sent here to requisition a

You'll want the

Paradox department.

Paradox.

Does that exist where it doesn't exist?

No. It's on eighth street

Do they have paradoxeg?

No.

4ha.

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The paradox department paradoxically contains no paradoxes, which is parado

They're out right now/because they're being merged with the humorless irony department.

No. Normally they have them

Did they take over this department too?

Yes

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

That last part was a lie.

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