About-to-diet
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 Title text: Twist: Below the last panel, his body is exploded. He is hallucinating as he dies. |
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
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- Look, I'm going on a diet starting tomorrow. This is my last day to eat what I want.
- My god. What are you eating?
- I am trimming 300 calories from my diet every day, and I intend to diet for the rest of my life.
- Factoring in my improved diet, genetic history, and future medical advances, I expect to live 50 more years. That's 18,250 days, multiplied by 300 calories a day.
- Just to come out even today I need to eat 5 million calories.
- If I don't eat 13,000 cheeseburgers tonight, I am being cheated! Cheated, I tell you!
- The following day.
- Ech, what's the difference if I start next week?
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- All of my bad choices are about fairness
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