I-am-no-longer-a-child

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i-am-no-longer-a-child

Title text: Once every ten sentences, raise your voice to a high pitch, so as to recall to your mind the days of childhood.

Votey

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Father, I have come of age.

Let it be thus. You must begin to grow the traditional near-invisible

I wish no longer to play with the toys of childhood

Mustache.

I shall commence playing music at a volume that will damage my inner ear, scarring myself as vou were scarred

In your youth.

You must bathe but once every few days, and then not thoroughly, so that as others pass you by, they will say, there walks no boy."

I will do what I must.

Are you afraid, man-child?

One cannot fear what must be.

It is hard. But, it is well.

Come, and we shall adorn your room walls with men you will never equal, and women you will never bed.

Let it be done.

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Votey Transcript

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From this time forward, I shall ne'er gaze upon your browser history

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