2012-08-27

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2012-08-27

Title text: 2012-08-27

Votey

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God, I wish I didn't have a penis to make me do stupid things.

Really? Really? Are we going to trot out that old line? Blame the penis. I'm the most rat tonal part of you!

Go ahead! Ask brain what it wants to do for the next ten years/

Video games.

Maybe eat.

Eat cookie dough.

Sounds good to me.

Of course it does. That's why

I discipline you. You are constantly vigilant for sex. You're welcome. You practice sex once a day and twice a day on weekends. You're welcome.

I convince brain to simulate thousands

Of sexual circumstances, each less likely than the last, so that you're prepared to copulate under any conditions.

Your having any hope of extending your genes

Beyond the tiny blip of time in which you exist is due entirely to my training and influence.

But hey. Penis is the ireational one! It's penis's fault you-

Hey!

You better report inearly tomorrow/

Cook

Votey Transcript

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