2014-11-02

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2014-11-02

Title text: 2014-11-02

Votey

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So, we came to this planet, found some apes, then modified their minds so they couldn't status happiness of all the of relative experience objective happiness. Their would be in response to other such beings, or to what they could imagine themselves having

Humans.

Everywhere else in the universe, a being is happy to have a piece of candy. A human is only happy if she has two, and everybody else has one. And even then, she starts imagining three.

So. Our perpetual hedonic crisis powers your ships?

So, we're just a fuel source

Yes

Yep.

So human life isn't meaningless?/

I have meaning I matter. I'm special

Wait, wait, no:

Stop it! Don't tell any otwer humans!

Gimme ten million tons of gold and I'll keep quiet.

It's yours!

Ten minutes later.

Should've asked for

Votey Transcript

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Then I'd be happy forever!

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