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 Title text: Not me, of course. Other people. |
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- Dad, why are old people so absent minded.
- Over time, ever larger portions of the neocortex are devoted exclusively to winning imaginary arguments with news commentators.
- As people age, their brains change.
- I'm actually doing this right now!
- By middle age, you'll begin noticing scattered mumbling.
- By old age, yelling at screens has completely replaced the internal monologue.
- Hrnngning. Nrggghwh, no you sir are grrnnaag fact of the matter is that gggsghwhwh
- That proves nothing, allison! Nothing!
- At last, brain regions formerly responsible for vital functions like breathing and cardiac function are commandeered to more accurately simulate ideological opponents' stunned and ashamed silence.
- I'm sorry, he is no longer here. That final brain spike serves no known purpose.
- Is there any way to stop it?
- In theory it can be slowed by not watching 24/7 news analysis, but nobody's willing to test that on human adults.
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- What're you doing?
- Making an angry facebook post about you.
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