2011-08-04

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2011-08-04

Title text: 2011-08-04

Votey

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He'd spent his whole life loafing around in a hedonistic haze.

I

So I decided to give him the highlights of an ideal feline life in his final days.

Flightless birds. I tossed him in a ballpit of small

Godspeed you fluffy little murderer,

I gave him every domesticated cat's sexual fantasy.

50 bucks and my cat gets to stud with a tigress.

7501

Done.

How much for two tigresses?

A I had him chase a laser then led him ball of red flufe I put on the floor. To you're the first cat to ever actually catch the laser!

He when he died, it occurred to me that perhaps no sense of his own existence. Had no sense of his own mortality this led to a profound realization.

Why he he was in heaven all along.

Also this.

I guess he won't mind if I bury him in this dumpster.

Votey Transcript

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Garfield

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